girlsdontcry's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kiss on my list Do you know who is a real peach of a man, do you? Vancookie, that's who. Do you know what's really pissing me off lately? Smug fuckers telling me: "I normally get terrible hayfever but I haven't sneezed once this year!" I mean, great, I'm thrilled for you really, now stand back if you don't want your fucking toupee blown off by the ten sneezes that are amassing in my nose right now. .......... I'm really OK. I'm like a completely normal person for 23 hours and 55 minutes a day, practically, and then the five minutes where I'm utterly convinced that I can fly, well, that's what I mention here because, well, because you don't want to know about the thought processes that go into me choosing a cabbage or something. Not only am I OK, sometimes I'm amazing! Astounding! A superhero! I woke up this morning with perfect red lipstick on from last night. Perfect, I'm telling you. Go me! People -- usually women -- ask me sometimes how I keep lipstick on for so long, and sometimes I tell them what I do, but it doesn't work for other people -- usually women -- so clearly is is a super power. Kiss kiss. 8:06 a.m. - 2003-06-14 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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