girlsdontcry's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From the British Museum. I wasn't going to post, but you know, this time last week I saw the most incredible thing. I was walking through the British Museum, and... well, the British Museum is a bit bewildering to me. There is so much stuff there, and unless you really know what you're looking for, then it's all a bit overwhelming. I'd been specifically to see an installation that is nothing archaeological (yeah, I had to look it up, so shoot me), and I was in the Reading Room there which is so beautiful. Even when it's full of dumbass tourists having their picture taken. Anyway, then I was walking around hoping that fate would take me to the Magna Carta, which may or may not even be in the museum. I was walking through one of the rooms full of plunder from the pyramids, and I was thinking to myself... please let me see something amazing. Then I saw it. The Biggest Arse In The World. It was phenomenal. I have never seen anyting like it. (I'm aware that this entry may make people hate me, but what the fuck... it was a special moment in my life and I want to record it for posterity. Posteriority... ho ho). I think that if you had a two-metre long piece of string, you would have struggled to get it around this woman's hips. I just wanted to follow her around. It's hard to describe the effect such an arse can have on me. I become entranced. Amazed. I start wondering how the hell she fit it on an aeroplane seat. Even a first class one! Well, that's it really. The moral of the story: prayers can be answered! I do hope you all have a lovely lovely weekend. 2:47 p.m. - 2002-12-13 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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