girlsdontcry's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please make yourselves known Upside down (or otherwise) duvet/doona/comforter covers have inspired levels of debate not seen since the Kit Kat incident. I mean, yes, alcohol had been consumed at the time the duvet was placed on the bed, but I just think that if you're sober enough to change sheets and put a duvet cover on a duvet then you're sober enough to put it the right way up, surely. I don't know about toothpaste tops and what they've got to do with duvet covers, but I can reveal that, in my opinion, the whole toothpaste squeezing as a way of determining personality traits is really moot now that toothpaste tubes are made of plastic. I mean, maybe it made sense when they were made from metal, you know, and it probably did reveal a certain impetuous nature if you were in the habit of squeezing the tube whever the fancy took you, but those days are over. I do know that the five people who clicked on the poll on the previous page saying that the buttons at the top of the bed was the right way up need help. I urge you to make yourselves known to me and I will attempt to help you (or maybe just laugh at you a bit). You poor, disturbed souls. The same goes for Marty and his confusion over where the pillows' rightful place is. Meanwhile, I'm going for a world record for being ditched for drinks at the last minute this week, which wouldn't be so bad maybe if it weren't for the fact that it's been all PR people abandoning me. At the beginning of the week I thought I was going to be wringing out my liver from the amount of free alcohol I'd consumed, and now it's Wednesday and not a drop has passed my lips. Bastards. 3:31 p.m. - 2004-04-21 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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