girlsdontcry's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A day late OK, now I've got some stuff that is really pissing me off but who is going to care now when being pissed off was yesterday's topic? So you probably don't give a shit that some twat is being all snooty about his ridiculously uninteresting news story and is "threatening" me by offering to take his next story to a rival publication. FUCK OFF AND TAKE IT TO THEM YOU ARSE JUST DON'T EVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN. Still it's an improvement on the time he told me that they had a voodoo doll of me in their office. You shouldn't joke about stuff like that. Are there any words that cause the spirits to sink quite like the phrase "new satirical magazine"? Oh, wait, yes, there are. How about this (and I quote): "Match.com had success offline when it recently partnered with high street chain Ann Summers to hold an in-store singles night in Brighton". Just what you need to make you feel comfortable in a potentially awkward social situation, to be surrounded by edible underwear, PVC outfits and an extensive collection of plastic cocks. 10:52 a.m. - 2004-08-25 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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