girlsdontcry's Diaryland Diary

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Unicycling unicorns in unitards unite.

Unicycles cost more than you'd think. I saw one in the window of Cycle Surgery near Holborn this morning and it seemed that the price tag said 275 (although the website says they sell one for 125). My bike, with two wheels (and tyres that were Made In Czechoslovakia) was 135.

Wow, you can buy one that costs 780. A unicycle. It's hard to imagine what features they're going to sell. A comfortable seat? Suspension? Apparently the tyre is so great it "feels as if you are riding on a cusion".

When you're not drinking, juicing seems like a hobby. Also, people in pubs who are drunk and find out that you're not drinking feel obliged to tell you that they once gave up for a year/month/day/hour. I guess that's in case you think you invented it, or in case you think they are filthy, out-of-control alcoholics. Which you don't, because you know that you're them, but temporarily you're not.

2:41 p.m. - 2006-03-13

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