girlsdontcry's Diaryland Diary

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Unicycling unicorns in unitards unite.

Unicycles cost more than you'd think. I saw one in the window of Cycle Surgery near Holborn this morning and it seemed that the price tag said �275 (although the website says they sell one for �125). My bike, with two wheels (and tyres that were Made In Czechoslovakia) was �135.

Wow, you can buy one that costs �780. A unicycle. It's hard to imagine what features they're going to sell. A comfortable seat? Suspension? Apparently the tyre is so great it "feels as if you are riding on a cusion".

When you're not drinking, juicing seems like a hobby. Also, people in pubs who are drunk and find out that you're not drinking feel obliged to tell you that they once gave up for a year/month/day/hour. I guess that's in case you think you invented it, or in case you think they are filthy, out-of-control alcoholics. Which you don't, because you know that you're them, but temporarily you're not.

2:41 p.m. - 2006-03-13

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