girlsdontcry's Diaryland Diary

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The Viking Direct catalogue has a guillotine on sale for 49.99 (usually priced at 64.95) AND you get a free sandwich toaster with your first order (ideal for making those tasty snacks!) and it's lucky I have embraced a minimalist lifestyle 1 otherwise I'd find that offer irresistible.

There's also a tempting offer on laminators. But owning a laminator is just a crazy dream that won't come true.

Ooh, just remembered that my brother's twins are due today. Double the niece/nephew load in one fell swoop (actually, trebled the nephew load, no new nieces today).

So, our idea for a great new cookery programme is based on my friend's life as a garage mechanic. The "staff kitchen" was ... a kettle and a blowtorch.

Now that would be good television.

But it will probably go the way of our book we'd planned on being a Real Domestic Goddess (Sample tip: A great way to save on washing up is to put a teaspoon of instant coffe and a teaspoon of sugar in your mouth, and wash down with boiling water.)

Someone else was saying that a *genuinely* good way of saving on washing up was to turn your toaster on your side, pour some baked beans on a slice of bread and put it in the toaster. Boys, eh?

1 Have no money

2:15 p.m. - 2004-01-16

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