girlsdontcry's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The hooky man can So, whenever I read something about Abu Hamza, who is better known (or just more easily remembered?) as Hooky, and it gets to the bit where they say that he has a hook in place of a hand, I start thinking about which implement I would like to have. Because a hook just doesn't seem that useful. If it was strongly attached, I suppose it could be handy (boom boom!) for carrying a plastic bag from Sainsbury's. And I suppose it could be useful for moving certain objects around the place. Mostly it would be useful for scaring the shit out of anyone who saw you, James Bond-villain style. But I'd go for either a spoon or a fork (or a splade! Otherwise known as a spork in the UK), or a hairbrush. I wonder if she would get a flipper? Luckily for me, I've still got two hands, and even more luckily (luckilier), I had a manicure last night and now my hands have perfect, red nails. And luckiest of all, it was a FREE manicure. I love free things. 11:30 a.m. - 2004-05-28 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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