girlsdontcry's Diaryland Diary

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A plague on your line-free forehead

So the office is buzzing because some girl came to join the company this morning and saw another girl she used to go to school with and turned around and left, just like that. Isn't that impressive? I would really like to have that kind of conviction -- not to mention that kind of faith in the universe, that I wouldn't be cursed by unemployment forevermore. Instead, I just politely stay at the same company for nine years. Oh well, it's good to have manners, isn't it.

Or else she did something really really awful to the girl who already works here, and had no choice but to leave.

To promote the new MSN Messenger they're offering interviews with "celebrities" including the first three Big Brother contestants to be evicted, and really, there should be some lower limit to the people to whom that word can be applied, shouldn't there.

We were just having a fantasy about a plague that would only wipe out celebrities, and it would be disseminated via Botox injections, hurrah! In fact, there's a film idea for someone.

Speaking of disseminate, brilliant neologism in the FT's television column today: desemenate (to describe what Rebecca Loos did to a pig on national television last year.

Ooh, on a further related note, don't you just love it when the IT guy informs you that using the mouse is the *only* thing he does with his right hand, he does *everything* else with his left?

12:22 p.m. - 2005-05-09

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